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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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