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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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