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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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