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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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