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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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