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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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