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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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