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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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