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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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