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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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