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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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