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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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