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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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