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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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