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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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