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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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