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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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