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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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