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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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