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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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