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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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