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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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