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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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