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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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