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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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