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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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