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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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