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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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