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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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