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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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