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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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