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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tilly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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