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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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