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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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