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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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