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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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