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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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