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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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