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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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