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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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