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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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