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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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