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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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