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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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