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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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