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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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