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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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