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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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