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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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