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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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