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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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