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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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