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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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