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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Piper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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