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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dixie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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