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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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