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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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