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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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