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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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